I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
