I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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