It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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