what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The air was thick with penises
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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