So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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