I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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