Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
honey bunches of taint.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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