she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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