hotel room ftw
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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