its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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