that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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