So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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