you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This toilet bowl is my home.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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