Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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