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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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