Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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