Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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