Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Terrible idea I love it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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