is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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