nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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