is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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