i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
