I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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