Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Someone came in the potted fern
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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