Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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