Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son