He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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