She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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