it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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