Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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