I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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