You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize