try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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