Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There r osticjed everywhere
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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