Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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