if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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