For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Found your dick twin last night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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