I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm passing your future prison.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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