in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it