Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
my liver is dry heaving