idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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