How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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