I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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