So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Randomize
