This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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