I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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