he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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