yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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