is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize