I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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