You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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