I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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