i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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