I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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