we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Pooping to opera.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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