Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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