no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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