awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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