So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
MIDGETS
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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