they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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