No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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