the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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